Oktoberfest von Yohan-StillPM (with Exo) ================================================================================ Kapitel 1: Exo's first day there -------------------------------- Kris couldn’t even believe he was in this situation , what made matters worse was that he didn’t know what was worse that Tao was currently over powering him and that his belt and pants were open or that the song that was playing on the hotel room radio was extremely inappropriate. Who the hell had the Idea to ask the manager if they all could come to Munich for Oktoberfest any way? Oh yeah it was Chanyeol, Kris had to remind himself to kill Chanyeol later. Just in the area where there hotel is, are about three GUCCI stores which was the reason Kris was in his current situation. All he was doing was minding his own business putting on a pair of pants after a relaxing shower and as he was about to close his pants Tao pounced on him like a cat a laser pointer making Kris fall on his bed. Tao now on top of him was sitting on his stomach “Kris gege there is a new GUCCI purse out you have to buy it for me!” the younger boy exclaimed, Kris rolled his eyes “NO, I might have had yes if you would have at least let me close my pants but that’s wasn’t the case so maybe next time” he said so Tao pulled the Buing Buing card which surprisingly didn’t work on Kris today. Which meant Kris was actually mad at him, Tao’s eyes started to water he didn’t want Kris to be mad at him but he really wanted that GUCCI bag which had long past his mind now that Kris was mad. Noticing the tears threatening to fall from Tao’s chocolate eyes Kris pulled him in to a hug, at that moment Chen walked in the room “Hey guys you ready to…..you know I was sure I was goanna walk in on you two once but I never imagined that Tao would top” Chen said with a amused smirk playing on his lips, Kris’s eyes widen and his face grow red “It’s not what you think I’m straight ,plus you can’t say anything I have walked in on you and Xiumin on more than one occasion and he was toping you” Kris said smirking still holding Tao close to himself, “Well be right there we just have to go to the GUCCI store really quick to get Tao that new bag” Chen nodded his face red as a tomato as he left the room. Tao looked down at Kris “You don’t have to gege” Tao said quietly, Kris’s eyes grow in size Tao never made such a comment if it was about GUCCI he had to do something before this end bad. Placing Tao off of himself he grabbed his wallet and his panda and made his way the GUCCI store across the road, wondering the whole time why people were looking at him weird until a older man stopped him “ Entschuldigung junger Herr , ihre hose ist offen” As Kris’s face twisted in confusion the man said it in English. Looking down at his pants he noticed that he indeed forgot to close his pants, closing his pant and thanking the man he continued over to the GUCCI store once in the store he looked over to Tao whose expression had not changed, what was wrong with Tao today? After buying the bag and bring it back to the hotel room he dragged Tao to the lobby where they met up with the rest of Exo, “What’s wrong with Tao?” Luhan ask as he saw Tao’s expression “I don’t know but nothing a few German beers can’t solve” Kris said already having some experience of the German beer when he and some Canadian friends had decided to go to Europe the summer before senior year. As they drove in the van they saw many people in the traditional Bavaria clothing thus there manger had got a text from Chanyeols stylist noona who sat I the back of the care she had the Idea of making the boy fit in. Not even five minutes later they stop in front of a store with a sign that said ‘Trachte Mode’ A little confused they stepped out of the van “I want that you guys have the whole experience of the Oktoberfest plus Chanyeols wants you guys to fit in, so you all will get some….what are they called again?” the manager ask Stylist noona Tami, “Lederhosen!” She said entering the store dragging Chanyeol with her, which clearly made Baekhyun jealous. Following the stylst noona they eyes grow big so much clothes, Stylist noona the cleared her throat “Boys the sizes here are labeled different then in Asia so wait till I give you your clothes and Trying on is a must, oh and Kris since you are familiar with the western labeling could you please help me out on this?” She ask, Kris just nodded. After about an hour they all had there clothes and Stylist noona had paid for it even though they had all insisted to pay for there own stuff being the young gentlemen they are. Finally At the Oktoberfest grounds they took the V.I.P entrance that Stylist noona Tami had reserved extra for anyone in SM Town since not only Exo but many of the other artist of SM where present, most of them also in ‘Trachten Mode’ like the girls of Girls Generation who all wore different color ‘dirndl’ much like the girl of F(X) besides amber who wore a pair of ‘Lederhosen’ and it seemed that stylist noona and most likely Amber had convinced key to dress as a girl Wig, Fake boobs that looked surprisingly real, a Pink Dirndl and even a pair of heels that were design to be for those kinds of dresses. Stylist noona and Amber couldn’t help but giggle over the cuteness of the JongKey couple as Jonghyun wore a shirt matching keys pink dress. Standing in front of the group of idols Tami told them the rules Rules: 0)No killing Have your cell phone on you at all times Stay with someone who speaks English (or German) Have fun After astablishing the rules stylist noona let the Idols run loss. Most of Exo deemed it safe just to stay with Kris and Tao since Kris is a English speaker , though there were those few(Baeyeol and Kaisoo) that did what they wanted and went off with their lover discovering the Oktoberfest. SHINee’s POV Key being the only one to understand and Speak English properly he was deemed worthy of following around and since they hadn’t eaten much since they wanted to keep their stomachs ready for the food here they made their first destination the Beer tent where the smell of beer and food was over whelming much like the loud German folk music that was currently being played. Going over the V.I.P part they quickly sat down, they waitress coming over asking for here order, that was the advantage being v.i.p they got to skip standing in long lines. As they ordered the others couldn’t help but notice that there leader was looking at the waitresses cheat as it was nicely displayed in the tight dirndl which was as with all dirndl low cut in the chest area and it was not like she had a small chest like many of the girls back home but that must already be D or DD which they remembered Onew reading out of his travel booklet that many German woman particularly here in Bavaria have natural Big breast. As the waitress noticed this she made sure to place here number along with his order in front of Onew as she returned with the order. This left Onew bewilder and the rest of SHINee laughing there ass off at their leaders Expression. They weren’t laughing any more when the waitress sat down at their table next to Onew flirting with him after her shift, turns out that she studying in Korea and is spending here fall break here visiting her family and working as a waitress at the Oktoberfest to gain some extra cash before retuning back to Korea after Oktoberfest. Good thing she wasn’t one of those fan girls, she actually had just had just heard some of SHINee’s songs on the radio but she know nothing about them which was the reason she was so surprised to know that they were idols. After Tami noona had showed up another waitress brought Key the Weiss Wurst that he wanted to try and he regretted the diction since he had no idea how to eat them Tami just laugh “ Its okay Kibum most people don’t know how to eat this, well first you cut of the tip and then…..you just kinda suck the stuff out….you know kinda like giving someone/*cough* Jonghyun *cough* a blow job” She said in English that the others wouldn’t understand. Thought it was priceless seeing Jonghyuns face as Key ate the sausage. After Key had finished eating everyone noticed that how uncomfortable Jonghyun was moving around in his seat taking a sip of the beer in front of him one in a while, in honestly tasted nothing lie Korean beer but good never the less. Jonghyun’s POV I’m a 100% sure Key is trying to get me frustrated for the fact that how he was eating that sausage was just….oh shit I’m getting turned on just thinking about it, though I know we still have to go the rest of the Oktoberfest maybe I can excise myself to the men’s room and take care of this little problem of mine, yeah that’s what I’m going to do. I excused myself but to my surprise Key decided to accompanied me “I caused it and I’m not going to let you take care of it yourself” Key purred in to my ear. With that we made our way back to our hotel, we could come back later. Exo’s Pov Tao was still behaving oddly when they arrived in the beer tent; once the others were seated Kris got beer and pretzels and then returned to them. Sehun looked at Kris confuses as he placed a Beer Mug in front of him “Hyung I’m not old enough to drink Alcohol I’m not 20 yet” Sehun said his lisp not making itself present , Kris just laugh “here the legal drinking age for beer and wine is 16, so dink up and enjoy the freedom”. Kris really shouldn’t have said that since about half way thru drinking the beer Sehun was already drunk and feeling all up on Luhan, who seemed a little annoyed with his younger lover. Tao still seemed down and Kris couldn’t find the reason why, leaving ChenMin to take care of HunHan Kris took Tao’s hand and led him outside the tent and to a more secluded area. Once in a place where not many people were Kris turned around to look at to “Panda what’s wrong you have been acting weird the whole time, if something is wrong you can tell be you know that don’t you?” Kris asked in the most sincere way his deep voice could sound. Tao’s POV Honestly what was I supposed to tell him that I have had a crush o him since we were trainees and that I had the feeling he liked me back, no that was out of question I mean he clearly told Chen that he was straight which ruined my chances to be with him. Sometimes I really wish I was a girl, I never felt something this intense for anyone especially not a guy I’m pretty sure I’m not gay I mean I’m not attracted to other guy just Kris. “It’s nothing Kris gege , nothing to worry about” I simply responded still looking down, that’s when I felt Kris pull me I to a tight hug before kissing my hair. See this is the crazy shit I was talking about when I said that I had the feeling that he liked me to, I mean who would do that for their friend it’s more a Girl-Boy Crush thing to do. Looking up at him my heart skipped as he kissed my forehead, seriously this guy is messing with my head “You know I can tell that you’re lying to me? You’re my panda you can’t hide something from me, if it’s something serious we can go back to the hotel” Kris said with a worried sound in his voice “It’s just I…..” I said not sure how to say it “you???” Kris teased a little a small smirk playing at his lips “I…..ITHINKILOVEYOU!” I said I messy English and Kris’s face twisted I confusion “What? Say it in Chinese then maybe understand what you said , because I sure don’t understand your English” I looked down to my shoes “Wo xiang wo ai ni” I looked up slightly when Kris spoke “Shenme hen de ma? Then the feeling is mutual after all” he said and my head shot up “but you told Chen that you’re not in any way gay!” I said a little loud. He took a hold of my hip and then placed a finger under my chin as he leaned in closer “Baby I never said I wasn’t Taosexual” he said before placing a short kiss on my lips, yeah the kiss wasn’t long as I broke in to a laughing fit of the pure cheesiness of what he said “ what’s wrong? Dose my breath stink?” he ask checking his breath which just caused me to laugh more “ No I’m just laughing because your cheesy” Hosted by Animexx e.V. (http://www.animexx.de)