Bakatsuki von Jim (Englische Version) ================================================================================ The Groupproblem ---------------- ~Title: The problem~ ~Category: The Groupproblem~ ~Number: 001~ +Akatsuki stand around a fire in a dark cave.+ Leader: We are meeting here because we have a problem. Itachi: Yeah - we're out of nail polish again! Leader: ... ... that's not what I meant! Our group has a problem. We are too weak to catch the Kyuubi. We need support. Plantguy: Let's just get Orochimaru back... +The next day the corpse of the Plantguy was found swimming in a river. Next to uncountable punches it seems he was strangled with a creeper.+ ################################################################################## ~Titel: Recruiting new members~ ~Category: The Groupproblem~ ~Number: 002~ +Still in the dark cave.+ Leader: What now? The Plantguy is dead, so has anyone another offer? Kisame: We could hire someone over the Internet. Batguy: What? So we'll have nerds running around here? Great idea... Kisame: If they are loosers we have fresh meat at least. Batguy: ... ... Switch the computer on! ################################################################################## ~Title: The new one~ ~Category: The Groupproblem~ ~Number: 003~ +Still in the dark cave.~ Leader: Due to Kisame and the Batguy searching for new recruits, the human population has declined by 294 humans, but this special candidate seems to have potential ... +A man comes out of the shadows. He is wearing a white shirt and ironed trousers. His hair is combed back and his face seems to consist out of pimples. He is wearing a really ugly tie, too.+ Leader: I proudly present - Dilbert! Itachi: Woah! This is BAD! Just his appearance is worse then my Tsukiyomi! Kisame: No shit! Tall Guy: We're lucky he has no tentacles... Dilbert: Hey, du you guys like manga? I like manga! *Holds up Shoujo Manga* *** [Two minutes later] Itachi: That was fast eating, even for Kisame! Leader: Did you see that?! He didn't even chew the limps, he just swallowed them as a whole! ################################################################################## ~Title: Resurrection~ ~Category: The Groupproblem~ ~Number: 004~ +Still in... you already know.+ Leader: Now that Dilbert has left us too we need a new member again. ???: Hold on! Everyone: ...? Plantguy: I have... Deidara: Hey you were dead! I was the one who made the knot to... Plantguy: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! Everyone: ... Plantguy: I was near death ... but then someone appeared who gave me my life back. He is mightier than all of us and he will support our group. Leader: And that's who...? Plantguy: Come out! +A man with brown hair that reaches his shoulders and a full beard comes out of the shadows. Plantguy: May I introduce: Evil Jesus! Evil Jesus: Okay folks, i will channel some fumes in this cave to warm it up and while I'm doing that you should lie down to rest a little... ################################################################################## ~Title: Comparisons~ ~Category: The Groupproblem~ ~Number: 005~ +Itachi, Kisame and Evil Jesus are sitting on a table and everyone is showing off the evil things he has done.+ Kisame: Hey, I am so evil, I slaughtered a whole town of my kinsmen. Didn't spare any women or childen, either. Itachi: I am so evil, I killed my own family and turned my brother's life into a living hell. Evil Jesus: So what? I created Yaoi Fangirls. Itachi and Kisame: ...! Dude... THAT'S evil... ################################################################################## ~Title: Influences~ ~Category: The Groupproblem~ ~Number: 006~ ~Date: 05.12.05~ Kisame: You know, I think we should throw Evil Jesus out again. Itachi: Why? Kisame: He was sitting in front of Sasori's computer the whole week... I think that's bad influence. Itachi: What do you mean? Evil Jesus: u r t3h l00s3! OLOLOLOL! PWNED! ################################################################################## ~Title: Surrender~ ~Category: The Groupproblem~ ~Number: 007~ ~Date: 27.04.06~ Leader: Since we had to kick Jesus out of the team again... Kisame: *BURP* Leader: ... we have the old problem again: our group is too weak. Batguy: Allright, allright, I'm on it... *** [623 inapplicably and eaten candidates later] Leader: You know what? I give up! Hosted by Animexx e.V. (http://www.animexx.de)