Kisame Vs. Deidara
~Title: At McDonalds~
~Category: Kisame VS. Deidara~
~Number: 001~
+The Akatsuki Members are standing in a row at McDonalds. Kisame is behind Deidara.+
Deidara: One Fish Mac...
Kisame: Racistpig.
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~Title: Experiments
~Category: Kisame VS. Deidara~
~Number: 002~
+Kisame and Deidara are sitting on a table. Deidara is making some notes on her writing pad. Kisame takes his Tea and drinks, but just in the moment he swallows he explodes.
Deidara: Notice to myself: Disperse explosives in water is possible...
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~Title: Is it really lethal?~
~Category: Kisame VS. Deidara~
~Number: 003~
+Kisame and Deidara are sitting on a table, each of them has a cup of tee in front of them. Deidara drinks of hers and in the same moment, Sasori comes angry into the room.
Sasori: WHO the heck hast stolen my poisinous tailend?!
Kisame: Here. +Gives Sasori the tailend back.+ Just borrowed it.
Sasori: It's wet... what have you done with it?!
Kisame: Stired Deidara's tea with it...
Deidara: +snort+
Kisame: Hey, is that poison really lethal...?
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~Title: In the Kindergarden~
~Category: Kisame VS. Deidara~
~Number: 004~
+Back then in the Kindergarden. Deidara builds a figurine of Sand. Kisame comes by the way and stomps it.+
Kisame: Muahahahahaha...
Deidara: Grmpf...
+The next day. Deidara builds again a figurine. This time it is even bigger as the day before. Again Kisame comes and stomps it.+
Kisame: Muahahahahaha...
Deidara: Grrrrrrr~mpf!
+The next day. Deidara builds again a figurine. And again Kisame comes with the will to stomp it, but just as his feet touched the figurine, it explodes.+
Deidara: Tehe...
+That was the day Deidara noticed her love for explosives...+
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~Title: How it was supposed to end~
~Category: Kisame VS. Deidara~
~Number: 005~
~Date: 10.11.2006~
+Deidara is sitting on the couch as Kisame passes by+
Kisame: What... Jaws?
Deidara. Yeah, great movie!
Kisame: Do you know the original ending?
Deidara: What original ending?
+Kisames bites Deidara's head off without hesitating a second+
Kisame: The one where the shark wins.
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~Title: Sayings~
~Category: Kisame VS. Deidara~
~Number: 006~
~Date: 20. Nov. 06~
Deidara: Damn! Who ate my cake?!
Kisame: BURP!
Deidara: Kisame you mean old dog!
Kisame: It begged me to eat him... I felt sorry.
Deidara: Bah! Bite me!
Itachi: BIG mistake...
[One minute later]
Tobi: Hey Deidara, where's your arm?
Deidara: Don't ask...
