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Von:   abgemeldet 05.03.2010 12:55
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Im 7.Teil

Snape spricht mit Voldemort in der heulenden Hütte:

V: "Snape, der Stab gehorcht mir nicht."

S: "Aber Herr, ihr habt aussergewöhnliche Dinge damit vollbracht.."

V: "Nein, ich spüre keinen Unterschied zu meinem alten Stab. Ich BIN aussergewöhnlich, aber der Stab gehorcht mir nicht."

Ich finds toll.



Von:   abgemeldet 20.03.2010 21:20
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So, mein momentanes Lieblingszitat stammt von meinem absolutem Liebling: Severus Snape:

"Ich kann euch lehren wie man Ruhm in Flaschen füllt, Ansehen zusammenbraut, sogar den Tod verkorkt. Solange ihr kein großer Haufen Dummköpfe seid, wie ich sie sonst immer in der Klasse habe!"

Es kommt aus dem erstem Teil und Snape sagt es am Anfang von Harrys erster Zaubertrankstunde



Von:    Jason 18.04.2010 13:06
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"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
abgemeldet - You've to know: You're so important for me! ♥

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed.
"I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."



Von:    Phantom 04.11.2010 17:21
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Von:    TheSixthMonth 04.11.2010 18:52
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Also, die sind nur aus dem Kopf, aber ich mag se! ^^

(Fünfter Band)

(Harry) "Warum müssen wir mit Begleitschutz zu Kings Cross?" (Sorry... ich weiß wirklich nicht wie man das schreibt. kann ich mich in diesem fall noch al HP fan betrachten, weil ich das nicht weiß? egal! ^^)
(Hermine)"DU muss mit Beleigtschutz zu Kings Cross!"
"Warum?", fragte Harry. "Oder willst du mir weiß machen, dass Voldemord demächst hinter einer Mülltonne hervorspringt und mich alle machen will?"

XD der ist so genial! ^^

aber ich mag eigentlich fast alle zitate von Greyback! Vorallem die, wo man merkt, WAS er fressen will.

"Nein.", sagte Bellatrix. "Nimm alle mit, außer... außer das Schlammblut." Greyback grunzte vor Freude.

so könnte ich nich eine ewigkeit witer machen. XD aber ich lass es! ^^
Das Leben ist voller Zeichentrick Männchen die Musik machen



Von:    Jenni-Chan 15.11.2010 14:27
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Juhuuu, ich bin nicht die Einzige, die Coldmirror guckt. Hier mal ein paar meiner Lieblinge aus ihrer Verarschung. Ich liebe Harry Potter - ich glaub ich bin einer der ersten, die am Donnerstag ins Kino rennt^^"

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Harry Potter und ein Stein:

Hermine: Oh da ist Snape, ich muss sofort zu ihm rüber laufen!
Ron: Oh du denkst er verhext Harrys Besen und du willst ihn aufhalten?
Hermine: ... ja...ja genau deswegen!

Hermine: Ich glaubs nicht, ein Behinderter mit Klebverschlussschuhen rettet mir das leben!
Ron: Ha wie peinlich!
Harry: Sie meint dich!
Ron: Oh...
Harry: Im übrigen, was war das gerade?
Ron: Na das Kamehameha!
Harry: Das ist aus einer Fernsehserie Ron!
Ron: Ja aber es hat funktioniert! :]

Harry: N' Stunddouble! Des gibt's ja wohl nicht, ein schöner Freund bist du!

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Harry Potter und der geheime P****keller

Hermine: Harry alles okay?
Harry: Nein mein Arm ist gebrochen...
Fickhardt: Alles in Ordnung mein Junge? Brauchst du eine Mundzumundbeatmung?
Harry:....nein...ich atme

Ansager: Harry Potter hat den Schnatz, Gryffindor gewinnt. So wie letztes Jahr auch! Man dieses Spiel wird niemals langweillig!

Harry: Weisst du was? Wenn ich gross bin heirate ich Ginny!
Ron: Ha wenn du das schaffst nen ich mein Kind Hugo!

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Harry Potter und der Plastikpokal

Barty Crouch Junior: Ich mach unser geheimes Zeichen: RAVIOLI! Ouh...ob das mit ganz viel Fantasie aussehen kann wie Ravioli???...JA!

Dumbledore: Hey sieh mal die Wolke sieht so aus wie ich! Yo Hargrid salutier!
Hagrid: Jawohl Sir!
Dumbledore: Gur gemacht Soldat!
Finde dich, sei dir treu, folge deiner Stimme...
...nur so kannst du das Höchste erreichen!



Von:    halbdaemon_kite 19.12.2010 22:41
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"It is Uranus, my dear," said Professor Trelawney, peering down at the chart.
"Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" said Ron.


Ohoho! I see what you did there JKR. XD
Moral of the Story: Every problem in the universe can be solved by finding the right long-haired prettyboy and beating the crap out of him.

Who the fuck is Arran and why is everybody so crazy about his car?

Shouting Lumos at the lightswitch won't help!



Von:    WhirlwindVio 19.12.2010 23:35
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> "It is Uranus, my dear," said Professor Trelawney, peering down at the chart.
> "Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" said Ron.
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> Ohoho! I see what you did there JKR. XD

ROFL - daran erinnere ich mich gar nicht mehr xD. In welchem Band war das? oO
Die Deutsche Rechtschreibung ist Freeware, sprich, du kannst sie kostenlos nutzen.
Allerdings ist sie nicht Open Source, d.h. du darfst sie nicht verändern oder in veränderter Form veröffentlichen.



Von:    halbdaemon_kite 20.12.2010 08:27
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>ROFL - daran erinnere ich mich gar nicht mehr xD. In welchem Band war das? oO

Der Gefangene von Azkaban.
XD
Moral of the Story: Every problem in the universe can be solved by finding the right long-haired prettyboy and beating the crap out of him.

Who the fuck is Arran and why is everybody so crazy about his car?

Shouting Lumos at the lightswitch won't help!



Von:    WhirlwindVio 20.12.2010 11:32
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Ach so, okay ^^.
Den hab ich noch auf deutsch xD.
Die Deutsche Rechtschreibung ist Freeware, sprich, du kannst sie kostenlos nutzen.
Allerdings ist sie nicht Open Source, d.h. du darfst sie nicht verändern oder in veränderter Form veröffentlichen.



Von:   abgemeldet 19.01.2011 10:34
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"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." ich liebe das Zitat. ^^

»Ich bin nicht Fred, ich bin George«, sagte der Junge.
»Ehrlich mal, gute Frau, du nennst dich unsere Mutter? Kannst du nicht sehen, dass ich George bin?«

»Wenn ich noch einmal eine Eule bekomme, die mir sagt, dass ihr - dass ihr ein Klo in die Luft gejagt habt oder -«
»Ein Klo in die Luft gejagt? Wir haben noch nie ein Klo in die Luft gejagt.«
»Ist aber eine klasse Idee, danke, Mum.«

»Du hast keinen Buchstaben auf deinem«, stellte George fest. »Sie denkt wohl, du vergisst deinen Namen nicht. Aber wir sind nicht dumm - wir wissen, dass wir Gred und Forge heißen.«
from all the chickenvoices in my head..what's that?.



Von:    Masoitami 30.01.2011 16:31
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Harry Potter verarsche:
goldenes EI:"Klingelinge ling, klingelingeling, hier kommt der Eiermann~"
Ron: "Ich mag Lieder in denen Eier drin vorkommen..."
Unbedeutender Nebencharakter: "Ahh.. WTF?"
Harry: "Hey Ron, wer isn da wieder von den Toden aufgestanden?"
Ron: "fff... deine Mudder..."

xDDD geil



Von:    Xell 25.06.2011 12:40
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Die Stelle ist mir erst beim zweiten mal aufgefalllen: :D

Harry Potter und der Orden des Phönix:
Seiten 292/293

Stelle als Harry wütend in McGonagalls Büro steht nachdem er vor Umbridge gesagt hat, dass Voldemort zurück sei:

"Nehmen Sie sich einen Keks, Potter"
"Einen - was?"
"Nehmen Sie sich einen Keks", wiederholte sie ungeduldig und wies mit der Hand zu einer Dose mit Schottenmuster auf einem der Papierstapel, die auf ihrem Schreibtisch lagen. "Und setzen Sie sich"

Wer das nicht kennt hier das Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VApsc8pLa1A

:D
„Der Körper ist nichts weiter als das Gefäß der Seele. Die Seele ist der Tyrann und der Körper die Marionette. Aber dem Körper ist das ewige Leben nicht gewährt. Um also nicht in Staub zu verfallen, muß er sich eines anderen Fleisches bedienen. Aus diesem Grund betrügt, erniedrigt und tötet die Seele."
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Von:    Shizana 26.06.2011 01:37
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Unangefochten aus "Die Kammer des Schreckens", Held des Tages: Ron!

Wieso gerade Spinnen? Wieso können wir nicht lieber den Schmetterlingen folgen?

Sein Gesicht dabei, als er das sagt, und wie er widerspenstig Harry folgt ist einfach zu göttlich! :D

Mit Buchzitaten kann ich nicht dienen, da ich diese Riesenwälzer nie gelesen habe. *g*
*~ It's up to you if you give it up ~*
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Von:    Teekatze 19.07.2011 20:57
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eigentlich mag ich ja alle drei teile einer englischen FF die da genannt wird (ich bleib mal beim ersten Namen) Where in the world is Harry Potter?

nein, wirklich
eigentlich ist das alles viel zu gut um nur ein Zitat rauszunehmen und zu präsentieren (zumindest den des Englisch mächtigen), aber gut ich werd mal ein paar kleine Reinwerfen und dann mit einem Streich von Harry (dem Hausoberhaupt der Hufflepuffs) den sich Dumbledore ausgedacht hat


"I'd get up and shake your hand, but you still look like you're tempted to run screaming away, so I'm just going to wave from here."

~~~

"Am I going to die?"
N. snorted. "It happened once. Odds are it will happen again."

~~~

"So she is a natural redhead?" S. asked curiously.
J. nodded. "Not even Moses ever saw a bush that flaming before."

~~~

Luna sighed. "Woman's Intuition."
Harry raised an eyebrow.
Luna explained. "It's our secret way of saying we're all nutters."

~~~

Even if you don't speak the same language, a man running in fright and screaming a high-pitched girlish scream is always funny.

~~~

"Santos!" Harry happily exclaimed.
"Harry!" Healer Halper replied with equal fervor.
"How are you doing? Life treating you well?" Harry asked leaning forward to hug the man in greeting.
Healer Halper returned the hug a little uncomfortably, "Yeah, well enough. Yourself?"
"Can't complain." Harry replied before letting an awkward silence settle. He added, "You know, Santos, I really don't know you that well."
Santos relaxed and looked relieved. "Oh good. Because even I thought that hug was a bit unwarranted."
"Exactly! I've been spending too much time around women these days." Harry agreed with a mirthful shake of his head. "I mean there's friendly, and then there's arguably homoerotic. It'd be so much easier if we could just greet people with a rabbled grunt or if absolutely necessary a handshake."
Healer Halper was nodding vigorously. "All of my wife's friends greet me with hugs and kisses on my cheek. If I smile, my wife sends me to the couch. If I don't, I get called cold and rude and sometimes get sent to the couch."
"Women are completely nutters."
Santos frowned. "Harry, I'm a healer. The official term is bonkers."

~~~

The Gryffindor Guide
Old tell young. Young learn.
1). Fire hot.
2). Light good.
3). Love Potter.
4). Me no dumb.
5). Breathe. Repeat.
That is all. No more fingers.
6). Don't forget. Two hands



The Slytherin Manifesto
A Guidebook to accepting your failure as a person and living life as a Slytherin.
1). If you feel the urge to cry, as you most likely will quite frequently, scowl harshly and stalk away making your robe/cloak billow as much as possible. Locate your Head of House, and once you are certain no one else is around, only then may you and he/she embrace in a hug and you may let it out in private. Never speak of these encounters to anyone. Least of all your housemates.
SIDENOTE: If your Head of House tries to deny you a hug, use one of the coupons in the back of this booklet.
2). No matter how much you may wish to call someone a doodybrain, don't. Use words like buffoon or simpleton. Slytherins do not say doodybrain though nincompoop may be used sparingly without any emphasis on the poop. Welcome adjectives include good-for-nothing, imbecilic, insufferable, and they are ideally combined with a noun along the lines of dunderhead or fool.
3). If you smile, we will kill your pet. Smiling is not and never will be acceptable. Smirking is highly encouraged at appropriate times. And loud laughter will be permitted if someone from another house is grievously injured.
4). Wear clean underwear every day. You never know when you might get cursed, flipped upside-down, and the last thing you want is for your britches to be anything less than sparkling. Going commando is only ever permitted for females. In those cases refer to chapter three: Grooming and Shampooing Part II.
5). Friends are not permitted. You do not make friends and cannot make friends. Certain allies may be held in higher esteem than others, but they are not your friends. You are a Slytherin.
If you find being a lesser person difficult and are having trouble accepting the fact that you are a Slytherin, take some private time and carefully read through Appendix D: Why no one will ever like me and Appendix E: How to tolerate your fellow Slytherins

A Ravenclaw Study Guide
There's nothing wrong with loving books, other than the paper cuts.
I. The only people who say that not all knowledge can be found in books are the people with really crappy books.
II. Others may be taller, others may be stronger, and others may be prettier. But if you're smarter, then you will always be better than everyone else.
III. If those Slytherins think they're so smart, then why weren't they placed in Ravenclaw? I mean honestly.
IV. Don't feel bad. There is no rational explanation for Hermione Granger's placement in Gryffindor. The Sorting Hat was probably drinking.
V. The library is the ideal place to meet new friends, to research in your free time, to study ahead for classes, and to watch other people while wondering what it would be like to lose your virginity.
VI. If I had a Knut for every time someone assumed Ravenclaw is nothing but nerds and geeks, I would have 342,013 Galleons, 14 Sickles, and 8 Knuts, as of 8:42 PM GMT, September 4th, 2002.
VII. You are right. And they are wrong. Nothing they can say will change that.


Hufflepuff for Life
We Are the Dark Gods and WE RULE OVER ALL!
1). There is no good and evil, there is only power... and those too weak to seek it.
2). There is no good and evil! There is only power! And those too weak to seek it!
3). Live fast, die young, and leave a mutilated unidentifiable corpse behind. And then, when no one's paying attention, assume the previous life of that corpse. Repeat as necessary.
4). Wizard, Witch, Pureblood, Halfblood, Muggleborn, Squib, Muggle. None of it matters, as inside they are all the same: five liters of blood and an infinite number of ways to spill it. Except for babies. They don't have quite as much blood.
5). Tattoos are for pussies and Death Eaters. Real men carve art into their flesh with knives, not needles, ink, or magic.
6). The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled wasn't convincing the world she didn't exist. It was convincing her researchers, her grunt workers, and her scapegoats that she cared. And that they mattered. She even convinced most of them that they were more important than her. So she gave them qualities, characteristics, jobs, and duties. She renamed them Ravenclaws, Gryffindors, and Slytherins. You tell a man, he is sly and cunning and he finds it hard to disagree. No matter that expressly advertising that you are sly and cunning is just about the least sly or cunning thing you can do. If he is not a Hufflepuff, he will know no better. He will believe himself sly and cunning. Or he will believe himself intelligent and clever. Or he will believe himself brave and courageous. It is your job to make him believe that! Ravenclaws plan your strategies, Gryffindors fight your battles, Slytherins take your blame. And only behind the curtain, have the Hufflepuffs now and forever reigned supreme.
7). Three can keep a secret if two are dead. And thus, out of necessity, was born the rivalry between Slytherin and Gryffindor.
8). Men will wrong you, or wrong the true ideals of a 'puffer. When a man does, see if he expresses remorse. If he does, tell him you accept his apology. Nurse his wounds, become his friend, and help him to become healthy. Then as he turns his back to you to leave, slit his throat. If the man doesn't express remorse, then kill his mother, kill his sister, kill his wife, kill his daughter, and rape his dog. Grant only the mercy of death to those who are remorseful. And give only pain to those who are not. No one fucks with a 'puff.



this down here is the end of the chapter after Albus reads the "Hufflepuffs for Life"

"Good heavens!" Albus exclaimed aghast. "Professor Potter!"
Harry looked at the Headmaster. "I didn't do this. You said that yourself."
"Yes, well, you must hurry and do something to protect the students of your house!"
"From what?" Harry asked incredulously. "The truth?"
Albus just goggled at the vehemence on Harry's deadly serious face.
"Look bitch," Harry said poking Albus harshly in the chest. "You fuck with one 'puff, you fuck with them all."
Albus was speechless. He opened and closed his mouth, until he spotted some help. "Apprentice Padfoot!" Albus begged. "Would you please try to talk some sense into your Master and help your students?"
Sirius shook his head sadly. "No one fucks with a 'puff, Albus." He leaned forward, dragging his finger across his jugular and angrily whispered, "No one."


oh, yeah, and praise be to Potter
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Von:   abgemeldet 06.05.2012 17:11
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Kann mir auch jemand Draco Triology schicken?
Meine E-mail Adresse ist Nele.Steiling@t-online.de



Von:    Ohra-shun 13.05.2012 22:03
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Deine Freunde halten zu dir egal was ist ... und wenn nicht sind es keine wahre Freunde !



Von:   abgemeldet 13.05.2012 23:15
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Mein Lieblingszitat kommt aus Forrest Gump: Das Leben ist wie eine Schachtel Pralinen, man weiß nie, was man bekommt.



Von:    ThatPepperMint 04.08.2012 21:52
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Mein Lieblingszitat kommt aus One Piece:

Don´t worry be happy.

Das gibt mir Mut.



Von:    darling 16.08.2012 12:16
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Do I need a reason to help somebody? - Zidane FF9

Woman's best Make up is her smile. - Gintama Episoden Titel
„Ich habe keine besondere Begabung, sondern bin nur leidenschaftlich neugierig.“
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Von:    mellorineeee 30.11.2012 15:21
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Mein/e lieblingszitat/e sind aus One Piece. Das von Doc Bader aber auch das von Kid finde ich echt cool.



Von:    Bijou 30.11.2012 20:13
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"Ich werde niemals behaupten, die Nr.1 zu sein, aber ich werde auch niemals zugeben, die Nr.2 zu sein."

Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris hat keine Angst vor der Dunkelheit,
die Dunkelheit hat Angst vor chuck Norris.



Von:    AlexPK 02.12.2012 23:32
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Mein Lieblingszitat stammt von einem guten Bekannten und inspirierenden Menschen.
Um genauer zu sein sagt er es am Ende eines seiner Videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL_HvozJiQw

No matter what you do, time is always ticking away, and I believe
that each and everyone of us should aspire to fullfill our dreams.
Anything is possible for those who are willing to try!




Von:    Bijou 18.12.2012 13:21
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"Wenn du so gegen eine Palme treten kannst, das nicht du, sondern die Palme draufgeht, dann beginnst du zu verstehen, was ein Kick ist."
(Bruce Lee)
Nichts sagt "Fuck you" wie kung fu.



Von:   abgemeldet 18.12.2012 17:59
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"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted" - John Lennon
Shoping Service aus Japan ★
Kurimika



Von:    Teekatze 22.05.2013 22:19
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Es war ein Physiker und Nobelpreisträger, der es ungefähr so formulierte:
“Ich schätze die Demokratie wirklich. Aber ihr Problem ist, dass zwei Idioten doppelt so viel zu sagen haben wie ein Genie”.


"Ladies and gentlemen!" a new voice interrupted, cutting easily through the sudden confused murmur. "I apologize for interrupting these festivities. We have come for the Nine Tailed Fox. Give it to us or you will all be destroyed." All eyes in the Kage's box turned on Naruto.
"Huh?" the blond grunted. "Oh! Akasuki. I totally, forgot about those guys. Final fight and drama queen ninja! Kisame owes me ten bucks"
"You knew?" Tsunade demanded.
"I suspected," Naruto said. "So, are you guys going to give me up?"
"I stand by the agreements set forth by our treaty," Nanbu said. "Otherwise, I would be sticking a bow on your head."
"Don't be stupid Naruto," Tsunade growled. "I'm not turning you over."
"Me neither," Mei added.
"Nobody tells me what to do!" A announced. Naruto glanced at Gaara and the redhead quirked an eyebrow.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know you even had to ask." Naruto grinned.
"Well, if that's your say. . .Kaori, kill!" Down below Kaori let out a shriek that was somewhere between a giddy drunken sorority girl and a burning hyena and launched herself at the man. He had just enough time to look stoic as he blocked the girl's axe kick before the clone dissipated and the real Kaori behind him fired off a field goal kick with the man's testicles for a ball and the horizon for goalposts.
"What?" Sakura managed, still unable to believe that it was her genin down on the field.
"She was really looking forward to this fight," Naruto explained. "I think she might be a little mad it was interrupted."
"Take your genin to the shelters." Said the Hokage.
"That might be a problem," Sakura commented as she stared down into the arena where Kaori was quite merrily jumping up and down on the man who had intruded on her fight and Satomi was just staring blankly.
"That might be a problem."


"A man with a sword tried to murder you in the Vulcan archives?" Riker repeated the words slowly, testing them against his tongue in a probatory effort to make sense of them. It was Vulcan for God's sake. People didn't litter on Vulcan, let alone attempt to murder each other with broadswords in places of learning.



"Sango, may I ask you something?"
"You just did."



"ANGRON HAS BEEN IMPRESSED BEFORE BY MANY MERE HUMANS, WHO HAVE NO POWERS BUT THEIR OWN WILL. ANGRON WILL MAKE SURE LITTLE PINK ONE IS NOT DESTROYED BY POWER OF HER OWN MIGHTY RAGE."
"I'm not angry." Louise huffed. In a smaller voice she added, "I mean, not all the time, not that often?" Louder and indignant again,"Stop trying to make me out like a berserker or something!"


"ANGRON IS PRIMARCH. SON OF EMPEROR, BUT WILL NOT INHERIT. BIG SISTER WILL INHERIT IMPERIUM, WE ALL GLAD OF IT. WE ALL BE RUBBISH AT ECONOMIC POLICY."


"ANGRON UNDERSTANDS. SO ANGRY. SO LITTLE BUT SO VERY ANGRY."
That broad scowling face opened up into a booming laugh. Angron scooped Louise up in one of his massive palms. Louise yelped in surprise, as she was drawn up to allow her to look at him at eye level. "YOU NEED NOT FEAR ANGRON, FOR ANGRON IS FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN!"
"I... I'm not a child!" Louise reflexively retorted.
"IS SO CUTE. SO TINY. ANGRON WILL PROTECT YOU, DO NOT WORRY."
"You dumb giaaant...!" she wailed of emberrassedment.


Every time I say I'm going to cook you act like I'm going to poison you! I'm not that bad!"
"How can you say that with a straight face?


"Sugar, you look like shit."
"Shampoo is Shampoo, not Sugar. Sugar have smaller chest, blue eyes and green hair. Shampoo think Spatula-girl few Jiao short of a Yuan." Shampoo muttered loud enough for the girl to hear before slumping against the wall



"I suspect," the potions master continued, "That Rubeus is the only member of staff who does not find a dragon behaving like a hyperactive child at least a little unnerving."



"Well, I like it. And I'm soooo getting myself a set of armor there!"

"But you didn't like clothes!" said Elga.

"Pfft. Armor is not clothes. Armor? Armor is awesome!"


(2 Seiten Prolog)
"Shit!" Harry exclaimed.
"That would be the short version," Lupin told him with a grin.
"And spoken just like James," Sirius added with his grin returning.



So……what does she do?"
"I-I do not think I understand, Naruto-kun."
"Yeah! I mean, does she do any tricks?"
"She's not a pet, Naruto-kun, she's my sister."
"Uhhh, right. I-I don't really know about babies."




"So…" The girl turned to her right to look at Naruto's bandaged face. "Why does everyone hate you, anyway?"
"I wish I knew! I wish I knew, so I could do it again!"
The shop owner shrieked, probably thinking about the Demon Fox. Saya couldn't help but laugh. "Good one, Naruto."



"Of –course- the great Kyuubi no Kitsune is female. Male Kitsune are all pussies."
"…yeah?"
"It's common knowledge."
"Then… then what? Are female kitsune all dicks?"



Scheiße mir ist grad aufgefallen dass alle meine fictions die ich lese auf englisch sind.
Pech gehabt, aber vielleicht legt ihr die ihr es nicht könnt ins Zeug und lernt.

Achja, ich habe übrigens unterschiedliche Geschichten pro Zitat genommen.
Und das hier sind nur 30/6ß von Teil Vier, und Teil 1 hatte glaube ich an die 229 oder sowas. Mein Comp hat Probleme das Ding aufgrund seiner Größe zu öffnen.
Don't gimme this emotional crap.
Gimme a gun, that's easyer.






Von:    _Light 31.08.2013 22:22
Betreff: Lieblingszitate [Antworten]
Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion. And true art is an EXPLOSION!
- Deidara


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