Abyssinian: "Director Dave Strider (V.I.P./bestest moviemaker)"

yeah i got old sexy
and i got a beard which makes everyones arguments invalid like dane cooks paycheck he got for starring in one of my movies
also im the bizallin owner of strider media
richest man in the world or something shut up forbes i know lalonde publishing owned me last year
director of downright unwatcheable flicks highly artistic movies

and paparazzis darling no 1
as you can see

and now wheres racheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
come to daddyyyy