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Autor: Tamaki_Yotsuba
Dance xD *hust*
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Keine Fragen wie ich nun dazu kam dies hier ein zu Bauen x.x... Es ist schon spät °_°
Ja ich schiebe es mal dreist und Frech auf die Uhrzeit.
Ähm ja <_< Ich finde den jedenfalls witzig so xD''.
Und ja ich stehe dazu ich habe sie nicht mehr alle °_°
naja und nun Lg dat Kuro :P
*winkz*
Ja ich schiebe es mal dreist und Frech auf die Uhrzeit.
Ähm ja <_< Ich finde den jedenfalls witzig so xD''.
Und ja ich stehe dazu ich habe sie nicht mehr alle °_°
naja und nun Lg dat Kuro :P
*winkz*
Onsen
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Hyuuga: Hurts hurts..
Konatsu : Eh-well, Major Hyuuga, today it's flying with the door of the Chief of Staff's room, spinning
upside down three times and crashing into the wall? Honestly, what have you done in the Chief of Staff's
room just now?
Hyuuga : Oh, Konatsu... I was just trying to lure Aya-tan to go to hot springs, but I was rejected. Konatsu,
you should try persuading him too...
Konatsu : Don't look at me with eyes like that, you're an adult! Is Ayanami angry just because of that?
Hyuuga : Oh, well, "the reason why Aya-tan rejects me is that Aya-tan's Imperial Army cap grows on his
head. It is a part of your body, you're shy and don't want the truth to come out, that's why you don't want
to go to hot springs with us, right?" - after I said that...
Konatsu : Grows on his head? That?!
Ayanami : It doesn't.
Hyuuga & Konatsu : Ayanami...!
Ayanami : Hyuuga, Konatsu, sit there properly.
Both : Yes sir..
Hyuuga : Aya-tan, you have hardly slept these days, if you don't take some time to relax, you will break!
Now, say something too!
Konatsu : Your cap is not a part of your body! I won't say a word to anyone! Please don't worry!
Hyuuga : Why do you misunderstand, Konatsu?!
Ayanami : Hyuuga, do you want a holiday that lasts forever?
Hyuuga : Wait, it wasn't me who repeated that! (Whip) Ouch! Aya-tan you're mean.
Ayanami : I am very busy, don't talk back!
Konatsu : Well, Ayanami, today and tomorrow's meetings have all been cancelled, I came to tell you
about this.
Ayanami : What?
Konatsu : It-it's not a joke! Please take a look at these documents. In yesterday's banquet the
higher-ups ate the speciality of the 7th district, and everyone has been food-poisoned! That one, in fact
I have had personal experience too - I couldn't move for 2 days!
Hyuuga : How relaxed they must be now. Hahaha!
Ayanami : You too! (Whip)
Hyuuga : Ouch! Aya-tan why do you always whip only me!
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Ayanami: Hyuuga, you have such an excellent begleiter.
Hyuuga: Everyone here is a workaholic!!!
Konatsu: What are you doing, Major Hyuuga?
Ayanami: Hyuuga, you...
Hyuuga: Great, now let's go soak! Soak!
Kuroyuri: Yaaah! Hot springs!
Hyuuga: Now why did we come specifically to the 7th district?
Ayanami: It was to attend the International Peace Conference. (Pulls out a whip)
Hyuuga: Right, of course! Aya-tan please don't (Whip) Eyaaaaaah!
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Konatsu: Never mind, Major Hyuuga. I was impressed that you could work in a new environment. You
were very productive today! Huh? What's in the box under these papers?
(Suitcase opens)
Hyuuga: Wow, isn't this XXX tea?!
Kuroyuri: It's pound cake! Ayanami!
Hyuuga: I love you, Aya-tan!
Ayanami: (Cold laugh) Starting tomorrow, I will work you all to death.
Everyone: Candy and the whip?!!
Konatsu : Eh-well, Major Hyuuga, today it's flying with the door of the Chief of Staff's room, spinning
upside down three times and crashing into the wall? Honestly, what have you done in the Chief of Staff's
room just now?
Hyuuga : Oh, Konatsu... I was just trying to lure Aya-tan to go to hot springs, but I was rejected. Konatsu,
you should try persuading him too...
Konatsu : Don't look at me with eyes like that, you're an adult! Is Ayanami angry just because of that?
Hyuuga : Oh, well, "the reason why Aya-tan rejects me is that Aya-tan's Imperial Army cap grows on his
head. It is a part of your body, you're shy and don't want the truth to come out, that's why you don't want
to go to hot springs with us, right?" - after I said that...
Konatsu : Grows on his head? That?!
Ayanami : It doesn't.
Hyuuga & Konatsu : Ayanami...!
Ayanami : Hyuuga, Konatsu, sit there properly.
Both : Yes sir..
Hyuuga : Aya-tan, you have hardly slept these days, if you don't take some time to relax, you will break!
Now, say something too!
Konatsu : Your cap is not a part of your body! I won't say a word to anyone! Please don't worry!
Hyuuga : Why do you misunderstand, Konatsu?!
Ayanami : Hyuuga, do you want a holiday that lasts forever?
Hyuuga : Wait, it wasn't me who repeated that! (Whip) Ouch! Aya-tan you're mean.
Ayanami : I am very busy, don't talk back!
Konatsu : Well, Ayanami, today and tomorrow's meetings have all been cancelled, I came to tell you
about this.
Ayanami : What?
Konatsu : It-it's not a joke! Please take a look at these documents. In yesterday's banquet the
higher-ups ate the speciality of the 7th district, and everyone has been food-poisoned! That one, in fact
I have had personal experience too - I couldn't move for 2 days!
Hyuuga : How relaxed they must be now. Hahaha!
Ayanami : You too! (Whip)
Hyuuga : Ouch! Aya-tan why do you always whip only me!
_______________________________________________
Ayanami: Hyuuga, you have such an excellent begleiter.
Hyuuga: Everyone here is a workaholic!!!
Konatsu: What are you doing, Major Hyuuga?
Ayanami: Hyuuga, you...
Hyuuga: Great, now let's go soak! Soak!
Kuroyuri: Yaaah! Hot springs!
Hyuuga: Now why did we come specifically to the 7th district?
Ayanami: It was to attend the International Peace Conference. (Pulls out a whip)
Hyuuga: Right, of course! Aya-tan please don't (Whip) Eyaaaaaah!
___________________________________________________________________________
Konatsu: Never mind, Major Hyuuga. I was impressed that you could work in a new environment. You
were very productive today! Huh? What's in the box under these papers?
(Suitcase opens)
Hyuuga: Wow, isn't this XXX tea?!
Kuroyuri: It's pound cake! Ayanami!
Hyuuga: I love you, Aya-tan!
Ayanami: (Cold laugh) Starting tomorrow, I will work you all to death.
Everyone: Candy and the whip?!!
jaja Mr.Sunglasses xD
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Hyuuga: Hello, my name is..."Sunglasses".
Frau: So what's wrong, Mr. Sunglasses?
Hyuuga: It' just that, with Aya...(cough), I don't get along well with my boss, he's kind of...no, he's always so uptight. I always try to get along with him, but each time I end up as his punching bag. If I'm not kicked out then I'm being whipped, it's just too much. It's so vexing, so in the end, I recently took the recommendation of an astrologist, and bought a potion that supposedly can help me get on good terms with my boss, but it never works, sigh...
Teito: What should he do, Frau, boss, a sudden question from an adult! By the way, some astrologists are frauds!
Frau: What did you do to try and get friendlier with him?
Hyuuga: Um...I tried many things, for instance, I painted my boss's room different colors according to the seasons, and during the recent birthday of my boss, I baked a cake with my colleagues, which was shaped like the boss. Fitting, Hehe wasn't it?
Teito: It- it's fitting.
Hyuuga: But when we tried to but a candle on his hat, the neck melted, and only the head was left in the platter. Just then, our boss came back...
Frau: Such a terribly bloody tragedy, it's amazing you're still alive!
Hyuuga: How, how did you know?
Frau: Ah, I won't say anything bad, if you don't want to be disliked by your boss while trying to improve your relationship, talking with him is a little...
Ayanami: Hyuuga, since you didn't attend the meeting, I thought you were up to something. So it turns out...
Hyuuga: Ah, Aya-tan! Why are you here...
Hyuuga: Wa- wait...ah, Aya-tan, that's very dangerous...AAAAAHH- (Explosion, busy tone)
Teito: Mr. Sunglasses, hello?! Are you there?!!
Frau: So what's wrong, Mr. Sunglasses?
Hyuuga: It' just that, with Aya...(cough), I don't get along well with my boss, he's kind of...no, he's always so uptight. I always try to get along with him, but each time I end up as his punching bag. If I'm not kicked out then I'm being whipped, it's just too much. It's so vexing, so in the end, I recently took the recommendation of an astrologist, and bought a potion that supposedly can help me get on good terms with my boss, but it never works, sigh...
Teito: What should he do, Frau, boss, a sudden question from an adult! By the way, some astrologists are frauds!
Frau: What did you do to try and get friendlier with him?
Hyuuga: Um...I tried many things, for instance, I painted my boss's room different colors according to the seasons, and during the recent birthday of my boss, I baked a cake with my colleagues, which was shaped like the boss. Fitting, Hehe wasn't it?
Teito: It- it's fitting.
Hyuuga: But when we tried to but a candle on his hat, the neck melted, and only the head was left in the platter. Just then, our boss came back...
Frau: Such a terribly bloody tragedy, it's amazing you're still alive!
Hyuuga: How, how did you know?
Frau: Ah, I won't say anything bad, if you don't want to be disliked by your boss while trying to improve your relationship, talking with him is a little...
Ayanami: Hyuuga, since you didn't attend the meeting, I thought you were up to something. So it turns out...
Hyuuga: Ah, Aya-tan! Why are you here...
Hyuuga: Wa- wait...ah, Aya-tan, that's very dangerous...AAAAAHH- (Explosion, busy tone)
Teito: Mr. Sunglasses, hello?! Are you there?!!
Konatsu pat xD
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Teito: Hello, what is your name?
Konatsu: Hello, you can call me K.
Frau: So what is your problem, Mr. K?
Konatsu: Well...my boss never works, and I have a headache. He's actually very skilled, and a good guy, but his personality always gives "that" kind of feeling.
Teito: ...this feels like a consulting room for transferring bosses.
Konatsu: The unfinished documents that should have been on his table, a few minutes after I returned to my room, I discovered those documents were sitting neatly on my desk, and it doesn't stop no matter how many time I lock my door! Also when we were handling certain affairs, the boss suddenly went missing, then came back covered in blood...I'm worried in so many different ways.
Frau: Sound supernatural.
Konatsu: And just now, my boss's boss, during Mr. A's birthday, we made a big cake, and it was a life size version of him. At that time...Major, where were you? Ah, you're soaked in blood again!!!!
Hyuuga: Ah, Aya-tan, he...
Konatsu: What did you do this time?! AAH!
Ayanami: Konatsu, speak for yourself. What are you doing? (Hangs up)
Teito: Tha...That guy just then was Mr. Sunglasses...
Frau: Um, well then, the person who won the Zehel present today, is the the tragic Mr. Sunglasses!!! If you are still alive, please contact us!
Konatsu: Hello, you can call me K.
Frau: So what is your problem, Mr. K?
Konatsu: Well...my boss never works, and I have a headache. He's actually very skilled, and a good guy, but his personality always gives "that" kind of feeling.
Teito: ...this feels like a consulting room for transferring bosses.
Konatsu: The unfinished documents that should have been on his table, a few minutes after I returned to my room, I discovered those documents were sitting neatly on my desk, and it doesn't stop no matter how many time I lock my door! Also when we were handling certain affairs, the boss suddenly went missing, then came back covered in blood...I'm worried in so many different ways.
Frau: Sound supernatural.
Konatsu: And just now, my boss's boss, during Mr. A's birthday, we made a big cake, and it was a life size version of him. At that time...Major, where were you? Ah, you're soaked in blood again!!!!
Hyuuga: Ah, Aya-tan, he...
Konatsu: What did you do this time?! AAH!
Ayanami: Konatsu, speak for yourself. What are you doing? (Hangs up)
Teito: Tha...That guy just then was Mr. Sunglasses...
Frau: Um, well then, the person who won the Zehel present today, is the the tragic Mr. Sunglasses!!! If you are still alive, please contact us!
Ayanami: It is one of seven magic balls that will grant you any wish you desire when you collect them all.
Teito: Are you serious?!
Frau: H–Hey, give that Eye to me! I’ll wish for all of the porno books in the world!
[Es ist kein wunder <_> *unter tisch versteck* das einige ihn nicht mehr für voll nehmen <_> *Aya anlins*aber schön wen es andere glauben xD]
