Prison island? You mean the KGB are holed up in Australia?
Autor: Zetsubo
Crypto: Cryptography? That's practically my middle name! Well, my only name.
Crypto: Prison island? You mean the KGB are holed up in Australia?
Crypto: What happened, uh... this gas is noxious. Smells like Pox's underwear. Don't ask me how I know that.
Crypto: My name is Luke... Crypto and I'm here to rescue you.
Crypto: This will be the greatest thing in your life since you found out that boil on your butt was just a marshmallow.
Crypto: The sensor cell connects to the focal plane; the focal plane connects to the plasma beam... I know you're waitin' for me to sing that damn song. Well, I ain't doin' it. I've got standards; they may not be high but I've got 'em. Also we couldn't get the rights.
Crypto: Oh sure! Giant lady-lizard grows a new femur anytime she destroys something! While Crypto has to go and drain vehicles like a sissy! Game designers....sheesh.
Orthopox: I shall continue my repairs on the saucer and then I shall... I don't know, order a virtual pizza or something. Brains,I hate this.
Orthopox: Crypto! You found all the Nexus Crystals! And I owe Gastro a fiver.
Orthopox: Oh sure point out that I'm dead again! It just gets funnier every 50th time you do it doesn't it?
Orthopox: Ah, Albion, the city that never sleeps and the locals never floss...
Orthopox: The saucer's sensor is picking up significant radiation levels all around you Crypto. Either Gastro's gout is acting up or there must be some fuel rods nearby.
Orthopox: That cinches it Crypto! You destroyed the Blisk Base. I've half a mind to put you up for a medal. But only half.
Orthopox: Never heard of... I'm Orthopox 13 man! The Orthopox 13! The conqueror of Zargon 5? The Hero of the battle of Tharsis Mons? The winner of the Xanthrax-47 cruelty award six years running? I'm the second most senior fleet commander in the entire Furon Navy! I was enslaving hyper-dimensional insectoids on the dunghills of Beedleblat while you were still in short pants! And you've never heard of me?
Orthopox: Crypto, let that creature have it with everything you got!
Crypto: Arkvoodle-dammit! What's the deal here Pox? The more stuff that thing knocks down, the more it regenerates!
Orthopox: Well it HAS to have a weak spot somewhere! Find it and hit it hard! You don't want to lose the big one in front of your little ninja groupies, do you?
Crypto: I don't give a damn about my little ninja groupies! I'M WORRIED ABOUT GETTING MY ASS STOMPED!
Orthopox: Crypto! The mothership has been destroyed, and I've been blown to smithereens! Luckily I was able to download a incredible copy of my perfect mind into this "Holopox" unit, just before the ship blew up!
Crypto: Wow, that IS lucky!
Crypto: Ninjas again?! Hello, it's 1969! What are ninjas doing in 1969?!
Orthopox: Just go with it! Besides, who doesn't love ninjas?
Crypto: I shoulda known, the drugs, the alcohol, the loose chicks, it all fits! It's obvious those hippies we're trying to lure me in so I could lose my guard! Nice try hippies, but I ain't just some low-life, I'M THE BEST! Don't worry, Pox, I'll wipe out those hippies for what they did to my guns! Oh, and you!
Orthopox: Don't worry, I highly doubt hippies had much to do with this.
Crypto: Oh...damn.
Orthopox: The scriptures say Arkvoodle will return when enough people believe in his image.
Crypto: You mean like Tinkerbell?
Orthopox: Er... something like that.
Orthopox: Here we are, scene 1. I looked pretty good that day.
Crypto: You're a [bleep] hologram, you look like crap.
Orthopox: Crypto, watch your language you [bleep] [bleep]!
Orthopox: I'm picking up a signal in the sea to the south-west.
Crypto: What kind of signal?
Orthopox: A radiation signal in gamma waves, transmitting directly from the creatures's tortured brain.
Crypto: Tortured?
Orthopox: Yes. It's almost as if it's saying "Kill me, kill me!"
Crypto: That's the most pathetic thing I ever heard. So you want me to hunt down this monstrosity and put it out of it's misery?
Orthopox: Actually, I want you to scan it's mind and find the source of it's congnitive distress, so we can get it some help, and over time teach it confidence and self-esteem.
Crypto: You gotta be kidding me.
Orthopox: OF COURSE I AM, YOU MUTATION! NOW GO AND KILL THAT THING!
Crypto: Alright alright, but how do I find it?
Orthopox: Uh... do I have I have to draw you a map?! You go to the spot marked on your radar and look for bubbles on the water. That's a sure sign that there's a MONSTER down there!
Crypto: Hey Pox, you ever noticed all those crates lying around... just ordinary crates... I mean if they were being used for anything I'd understand but... So Many Crates...
Orthopox: I think they got the hint Crypto.
Crypto: For God's sake Pox, the name of the game is Destroy All Humans, not 'play some record and keep the kids off drugs.'
Orthopox: Do you think you might be able to, maybe, for the next thirty seconds... Concentrate!
Orthopox: And why don't you... torture some hippies?
Crypto: For information?
Orthopox: No, for prosperity. Of course for information you dolt! Now get out there and cause some trouble!
Crypto: Hey Poxy, what's it like being one of the floating dead?
Orthopox: It's quite peaceful actually. No distractions, certainly no violence or destruction. Frankly it's boring the phlegm off me. AHHHHHH! I WANT A NEW CLONE BODY!
Crypto: I almost feel sorry for the poor guy. Almost.
Crypto: Pox, we got a problem. Bongwater must be drinking his own revelade, because the Freak says he's planning to fumigate Bay City with giant blimps.
Orthopox: Great galaxies! That's so moronic it might just actually work!
Orthopox: Crypto, what if it's true? What if you are...The One?
Crypto: Well, I did take a red pill this morning.
Crypto: Hey Pox, it just occurred to me. Who's running the country while I've been away? hasn't anyone noticed the President Missing?
Orthopox: Well, you never did spend much time at the oval office anyway, so I installed a limited mechanism to keep the humans alive while you were away.
Crypto: what kind of mechanism?
Orthopox: oh just a limited functional machine. It smiles, waves, occasionally spouts inspiring patriotic speeches about world peace and other such nonsense.
Crypto: Heh, guess the Monkeys wouldn't know the difference
Orthopox: Actually, your Approval Rating has tripled since I made the switch.
White Ninja Leader: Sensei, tell us what to do. Show us a sign. Should we sacrifice evil temptress demon?
Crypto: Now what's all this crap about an demon temptress?
White Ninja Leader: We caught her stealing food from the, er...
Crypto: You kidnapped a women from the supermarket?
White Ninja: No! No! Of course not...well, yes, definitely. But you do it all the time, what about Miss Rockwell in first game?
Crypto: That's different!
Astronaut Carl Armstrong: That's one small step for man, but one giant leap for mankind.
Astronaut Biff Aldrin: ...that's it? 'One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind? Seven months, and that's the best you can come up with?
Astronaut Carl Armstrong: You don't like it?
Astronaut Biff Aldrin: It sounds CRAP! It's like something I read off of the back of a cereal box!
Astronaut Carl Armstrong: I thought it sounded profound.
Astronaut Biff Aldrin: PROFOUND?!? You wouldn't know profound if it came up and hit in the head with a Camus novel! You even think Merv Green's a deep thinker!
Astronaut Carl Armstrong: Listen, mister. I've had enough of your lip!
Astronaut Biff Aldring: Oh, yeah? What're you going to do about it?
Astronaut Carl Armstrong: I'm going to pull the plug on this mission right now! Sorry, Houston, but I just can't work with this stuck-up jackass. I'm heading back to the shuttle.